White Pages

• Your full name
• The URL of your home page if you have one
• Your most reliable email address
• A GIF picture of yourself. Don't forget to uuencode. Please don't send MIME-encapsulated pictures, they are pain in the ass. With pictures the directory looks a lot better!
• Your $HOME/.signature or just a cool quote from you.

P.S.: PERL programmers may wonder how White Pages are maintained.

DbIK, E/\bI nA/\bI !
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|  \  |  \    /    | /    \  Egor Alekseev
|  \  |  \   /  /| |/ /|  \  SSEL, University of Michigan
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"Vsyakaya zhenshina - zlo, no dvazhdy byvaet xoroshey - ili na lozhe lyubvi, ili na smertnom odre."

"Babushka, a pochemu u Vas takie bol'shie zrachki?"

"O tempora, o tsores!!!" - Rev Kutepus-Tavricheskiy

   43-rd Law of Computing: If something can go wro%^$$%
segmentation fault (core dumped)
too many processes - ulimit exceeded
$ /bin/kill -9 -1
Can't spawn "/bin/kill -9 -1" (too many processes)

"I hate paper - you can't grep it"

        -Luybluy mysiky krome Rap i COuntry
        -Luybluy po tancevat' kogda est' s kem
        -Inogda luybluy drat'sya:) Eto kak xobi chto li.
        -Cool quote? Nety. Eshe ne pridymala:)

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Poor little fish

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You should never ask for anything. Never -- and especially from those who are more powerful than yourself. They will make the offer and they will give of their own accord.
-M. Bulgakov "The Master and Margarita"

"Statisticians don't die, they just lose significance..."

Life ? Life is like a hot bath, feels great while you are in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get. [Garfield]

"To thine ownself be true!"

"Mestnyj vertolet: Karlson, kotoryj zhivet na kryshe."

"I hate flat beer, partially digested elephants and stale recursive .signatures."

1.  A vse-taki, ya utverzhdayu, chto Karfagen
dolzhen byt' razrushen.

2.  Krasnaya Armiya -- ne tol'ko oxranitel'naya
sila socialisticheskogo stroitel'stva
proletariata, no i neposredstvennaya,
sozidatel'naya komponenta v ravnodejstvuyuwej
e'togo stroitel'stva.

3.  Organizator Centrolita, kuda pereselilis'
 Burime i Sonetnik 

"I intend doing research in object-oriented systems and languages."

"Life sucks. That's why I don't have one.

(without glasses)

"V sluchae oslableniya khrustyaschih svoistv produkt rekomenduetsa podsushit'."

"Ot Sovetskogo InformByuro. Vadik Maslov priglashaet Vas posmotret' na ego Home Page"

"Gravity doesn't exist: the Earth sucks."

*Real Programmers don't comment their code. It was hard to write, it should be hard to understand*

Est' gorod kotoriy ya vizhu vo sne  
Ah eslib vi znali kak dorog  
U Chernogo morya prisnivshiysya mne  
V tsvetuschix akatsiayax gorod  

Sobaka byvaet kusachaja tol'ko ot zhizni sobach'ej

Warning: This is a link to Poland and it's unreliable.

"Damy! Ja ljublju vas. Bud'te bditel'ny!"

Simcha Streltsov, _Former_  Adar Rabbi of S.C.Soviet
Please, only Kosher lePesach homentashen all others will be returned unopened.

"Oh God, give me the courage to change what I can change. Give me the patience to tolerate what I cannot change. And give me the wisdom to separate the former from the latter."

"Si - sjami, a ++ - pljusami", in English it possible will be "C is C, and ++ is pluses" - and in English there is no "izjuminki".

Quentin Tarantino; Pink Floyd; 30k hotlist; art gallery; list of W3 servers in the Former Soviet Union; Odessa home page; etc. check it out!

"Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law." - Liber AL 1.40
"thou hast no right but to do thy will.
 Do that and no other shall say nay."              - Liber AL 1.42-3
"Every man and every woman is a star."             - Liber AL 1.3
"the slaves shall serve."                          - Liber AL 2.58
"Love is the law, love under will."                - Liber AL 1.57

"Cats know exactly how we feel, they don't give a damn, but they know."