I though you'd enjoy this. Roma was telling me about inspection in his
apartment and I liked it so much I asked him if I could save and post it.
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Our appartment was inspected today
They said they're gonna hold the lease
...nu, vygonyat na huj
zaebutsya pyl' glotat', suki mrachnye...
no otsosut oni u dohloj obez'yanki, a ne vygonyat...
doma byli tol'ko ya i lurie
tak eta pizda menegersha ustroila tut blyadskuyu
lektsiyu o zhizni tarakanov
discovery channel, eb tvoyu mat'
i kak my ves' blyadskij kompleks zarazhaem tarakanami
i nas nuzhno kak na huj ebanyj cancer, udalit' blya
ya potom ustroil disput po povodu zhizni tarakanov
v mire zhivotnyh blya": zguridi ebanyj...
ya i govoryu " vo vot blyadskij DW 3 nedeli blyad' prihodili chinit'"
"kak blya ebanaya devstvennitysa huj v rot beret,
s takoj zhe blya skorost'yu". a oni "infestation. infestation".
otkryli malen'kij sortir , a tam eti suki shestinogi v uglu dveri sidyat
shtuk 15 na huj (razdel'no, blyad!) like, 5 ebanuj zverej na kvadratnyj inch.
pizdets kapitalizmu, na huj. ee az blya perekosoebilo ot otvrascheniya
no moya komnata - eto byl na huj apofeoz! "Otkrojte pozhalujsta"
--- "Nate, smotrite, apezdoly. Vot tak lyudi zhivut. Vam blya i ne snilos"