Gospoda, ne sudite strogo. Vot uzhe nedel'u ne mogu vynut' etot pajal'nik iz
golovy (ne govar'a uzhe a lampochkah.  Eta gavriliada - prosto "therapy"
chto by ja kak to smog op'at'  pabotat'.  A istorijka - klass!!! 


GAVRILIADA O PAJAL'NIKE

"Gavril pajal'shchikom rabotal
Gavril kompjuter sobiral......."
Po Il'fu i  Petrovu

Idu domoj ja; znojnyj ijul'skij vecher.
Dveri ochertan'ja v temnote mne ne uznat'.
Lob passhibaju - nuzhen fel'dsher:
Lampochku gady svistnuli op'at'.

Zhara, ijul' I mne ne spits'a
Vs'u noch' vorochus', zl'a zhenu
Komputer star, "two eighty six" on
Dumal prodat', potom reshil: "da nu..."

Moi p'jannij mat zhenu vyvodit,
I eto babam ne pon'at'.
Lezhu v posteli, mysl' prihodit:
Idu resistor pripajat'.

Beru pajal'nik i trusy snimaju
(Chto b ventil'atsija byla).
U nas uzhe s nachala maja 
Stoit sto gradusov zhara.

Vtykaju shtepsel'. Cho b bystrej nagrels'a,
Podvesil ja pajal'nik k potolku.
Ved' tsentr t'azhesti, kuda by on ne dels'a,
Ne smozhet rasshir'ats'a na polu. (According to Mazin)

Visel on, nu a tam vse jasno:
Komar uzhalil, ja ego pribil,
Pajal'nik mne vonzils'a v pah neschasnyj.
Sosed krichal chto eto Bog mne otomstil.

Zhena vezet men'a vo l'du v bol'nitsu,
Gorshkom nochnym prikryt prozzhennyj pah,
V bol'nitse prodolzhaju materit's'a
V oboih patsientah vyzyvaja strah.

Oni molchat. "Govna, mol, v rot nabrali?"-
Ja im krichu. Oni v otvet mychat.
"Oni v Moskve vse lampochki sglotali",-
Mne doktor: - "Vish' - tsokola torchat".

Kollegam ja pishu tomami
"Na zapade kak razreshajut? -
Problemy s "inorodnymi" gorshkami:
Nadeli na bashku i zastrevajut."

A est' echshe s zheleznoj bochkoj
Takih zhlobov u nas dovol'no
Chlen vyrezajut dolgo i tochno 
Prosto obrezat' ochen' bol'no.

Vopros tut slozhnyj, nado zanimat's'a
Nel'z'a zh v gazetu napisat'.
U nas i tak takih svetil shtuk dvadtsat'
Prihodit v vecher "ino-tela" izjemat'.
********************** Ilya Gorodisher *****************************************
"Rybka plavayet v tomate
Yey v tomate horosho.
Nu a ya, yebeni mati,
Mesta v zhizni ne nashel..."
    
                Zhenya Zilbershtein, MIT '87
********************************************************************************

--
    - Igor.   SCS Yellow Pages: http://www.iii.net/users/ichudov/index.html
              ==============> Take a look at what is Church of Scientology.
43rd Law of Computing: Anything that can go wrT&^*#
Segmentation violation -- core dumped