Last Updated: 21 July 1996

Violence Against Women Organization

Director: Madame Pain

For referrals or confidential discipline please call Madame Pain at 1-800-666-BDSM. For emergency abuse call the local police department (911).

Have you ever wanted your husband to beat you? Is he not hard enough in bed? Well thanks to your tax dollars we bring you Violence Against Women Organization, dedidicated to the woman with submissive tendencies.

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  • National Domestic Violence Hotline Information
  • Help Is Available
  • Domestic Violence Awareness Manual for Federal Employees
  • Selected Speeches and Articles
  • Federal Legislation and Regulations
  • Ongoing Research, Reports and Studies
  • Advisory Council on Violence Against Women
  • Grant Programs
  • Violence Against Women Office Newsletters
  • Press Releases
  • Related Federal Web Sites