SOLUTION: How do I stop my butt from pooping?

Question 468308: How do I stop my butt from pooping?
Found 3 solutions by Alan3354, Gogonati, poliphob3.14:
Answer by Alan3354(69443)   (Show Source): You can put this solution on YOUR website!
You could shoot yourself.
Do you need some ammo? I'll send it.
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PS Do you think that's clever? My dog can say funnier things than that.

Answer by Gogonati(855)   (Show Source): You can put this solution on YOUR website!
It's so easy, Don't eat.
Answer by poliphob3.14(115)   (Show Source): You can put this solution on YOUR website!
It's so easy, Don't eat.
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